AWK 3931: Special Topics in Being Really Fucking Awkward, inspired by true events. i can think of a few perfect candidates to teach.
related: how i waste time.
we’re taking new security measures in the iml against webcam creeping james.
scholastic walk of shame
walk of shame: (scholastic edition) the dazed cross-campus journey to an exam after a lackluster all-nighter with your textbooks.
dating in space: the final frontier
- me: the sexiest quality in the world is ambition.
- ryan: you're kidding? girls really think that? i'm pretty ambitious. i want to be an astronaut. i'm probably gonna do that. space. i'm totally going.
- me: ...
- ryan: so should i take off my shirt now, or ... ?
if there’s no hope for it to be right, make it hilariously wrong
my new philosophy on decision-making
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