December 2011
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May 2010
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February 2010
6 posts
scholastic walk of shame
walk of shame: (scholastic edition) the dazed cross-campus journey to an exam after a lackluster all-nighter with your textbooks.
dating in space: the final frontier
me: the sexiest quality in the world is ambition.
ryan: you're kidding? girls really think that? i'm pretty ambitious. i want to be an astronaut. i'm probably gonna do that. space. i'm totally going.
me: ...
ryan: so should i take off my shirt now, or ... ?
if there’s no hope for it to be right, make it hilariously wrong
– my new philosophy on decision-making
time management is a myth propagated by people who don’t have enough to do
– someone bad at time management (me)
January 2010
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how the five stages of grief double as the five...
the five stages of grief procrastination:
1. denial. “i don’t have a paper. it’s not due until like a million years from now. it doesn’t even really matter anyway.”
2. bargaining. “i can totally screw this up and do good on the midterm to make up for it. it’s not like i need all A’s..”
3. anger. “why did my stupid professor assign...
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i… um… tumbl’d. i feel like i’m cheating on twitter.
– betamike (michael) after making his first tumblr post.
she wraps it up tight and she holds it in, keeps a...
currently loving “tiger bomb” by the presidents of the united states of america.
(if grooveshark player doesn’t load, the song is here.)
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things i didn't accomplish in 2009 that i promised...
my 2009 new years resolutions. i only accomplished one.. but it was the most important one, steven hardy.
1. be as early 90s as possible.
2. breed or find a new species of animal. name it “a-buffalo” or “a-wildabeest”.
3. get a spur of the moment tattoo. regret it for life.
4. recruit former disney channel child stars and start my own army. invade greenland.
5. start a highly successful...
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from stability comes restlessness and immobile mediocrity.
– me caffeine
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napoleon says to come over here.
currently loving “napoleon says” by phoenix.
(if grooveshark player doesn’t load, the song is here.)
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radiolab broadcast: animal minds →
do animals have the same emotional capacity as humans? i sure hope so, or else my cat’s just a loveless mooch. i feel so empty.
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