this valentine’s day, my romantic advances will have a new medium: shortbread cookie.
also, for the alcoholic with holiday spirit (me): the heart-shaped flask.
welcome to the dumping grounds for stuff i do, hear, see and say.
the greatest things in life make me happy, thoughtful or hungry. thankfully, the internet is filled with lots of these great things. also LOLcats. goddamn are there a lot of LOLcats.
the greatest things in life make me happy, thoughtful or hungry. thankfully, the internet is filled with lots of these great things. also LOLcats. goddamn are there a lot of LOLcats.
meanwhile
my thoughts, compressed
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